The Pentagon is apparently determined to look as cartoonishly evil as possible

They're training sharks as spies.

I haven't actually clicked on the story link-my selachophobia is a hyperdeveloped case. As Rob Farley notes, though, it's pretty funny that the U.S. Department of Defense is undertaking a project of the sort previously associated with James Bond villains. I have to ask, though: how, exactly, does one get a shark to give you the information it obtains as a "spy?"